February 2010
fewd day of the gods.
so today was my niece’s first birthday, and we had it at maggiano’s. all the food was pre-picked, and let me just say, it did not dissappoint. from what i remember:
Appetizers:
fried Zucchini, house salad, tomato caprese, sausage and peppers
Entree:
Rigatoni (D), Spaghetti, Salmon, chicken parmesan
Dessert:
apple crostada, homemade profiteroles
i didnt use all the fancy names...
From Paris, With Love
Paris: I just don’t want to walk into our bathroom and find him sitting on the john shooting up steroids. Janet: He does not take steroids. Paris: You mean that unsightly girth is nature given? He must curse God nightly.
Rory: He’s big, Paris. She got it. Paris: And why does he have his name written on the back? So it’s easy to check when he forgets it? Although if he checks...
From Paris, With Love
Paris: You know, ten minutes in the sun can cause irreparable skin damage.
Janet: Yeah, and constant back tension can cause a hunchback.
Paris: Fine. I heard Melanoma was very in this year !
epitome of a crazy day
Meet Dom at Diamond Palace, eat lunch, drive home, pick up laptop, drive to irvine, hang out at apartment, go to Starbucks, can’t find my wallet, go back to apt, search for wallet, can’t find it, drive back to diamond bar, go home, look for wallet, go to Diamond Palace, look for wallet, go home to look at bank account, drive to sheriffs department, go home to cancel cards, call Jamie,...
really?
aren’t “down” enough to try new things? fuck you. how about you fucking do something with your life cuntfuck. keep lying about your sad life to weird guys.
le daily conversations
me: ew i think i started my period
dominic: ….ew hazel. like right now ? right at this moment?
me: i dno..its so unpredictable
dominic: you felt it flow out of your uterus? through your cervix? into your introitus?
me: you are so gross
dominic: i took a sex class last quarter
me: i bet you didnt. you’re just interested in it yourself and use the class as an excuse
dominic:...
Five Stages of Studying
1. Determination- I believe in myself, think of my goals, think of a perfect study room, get my Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato, and schedule exactly how I will study.
2. Screwed- Four pages in, I give up. I feel like I will get nothing done, not enough time, it’s too late, test will be too hard, too many smarter kids, won’t finish in time.
3. Re-motivate- Tell myself to shut up, say...
