my three wishes
1. Choreograph something. Anything. 2. Go on a cross-country roadtrip in either in a minivan or an RV. 3. Have a dressing room montage with music, catwalk, multiple mirrors, the whole shabang.
ooh look at meeee
im on a macccccc
happy birthday to
decisions decisionssssssss. i never think things out. i always do things on impulse, and use the wrong things to base my decisions on. at least this time i have time to think things out…kind of. anywaysss, i will soon be a mac user. if its not all its cracked up to be, all you mothers who talk about how wonderful it is will owe me $$.
start of spring break, and what do i have to show for it? a headache, sore throat, fatigue, eyeache, and general shitty-being. great way to start the celebration of the end of the worst quarter recorded in mankind.
this would happen to me during finals week.
"Oh yeah? Well I...."
One upper: An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome. I didn’t ask for your story! I asked for you to listen to mine! I have occasionally behaved in One upper fashion, but only when my situation was so extreme that it had to be recalled upon! I...
Yes, I go home a lot, every weekend in fact. And while my main reason is that there is nothing to do in Irvine (which is true), I realized that I go home mainly for the comfort of it. I can go home and sit on the couch for hours, watching tv, or lay in my semi-comfortable bed and sleep for 14 hours (*^_^*). You appreciate everything so much more, especially your family. I can’t believe I...
m1klezah: stupid finals
m1klezah: u been studyin lots?
i8uxp: hayl no D:
i8uxp: i've been training my pokemon
i8uxp: DON'T JUDGE
i8uxp: SHUTTUP D:
From Paris, With Love
Paris: Asher's dead
Paris: He died. Two weeks ago. In Oxford.
Rory: Oh, Paris I'm Sorry. How?
Paris: Heart attack. It was quick.
Rory: Heart attack?
Rory: Um, It wasn't during..um.....was it?
Paris: No Rory, this great man was not brought down by my vagina.
oh the reality
Don’t worry Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I myself have had high expectations in situations and have ended up with Snookis. Debating whether or not to watch Alice in Wonderland…I mean really, when will Tim Burton stop making movies that have the sole purpose of having his secret gay lover Johnny Depp as the lead role? P.S. I love looking at pictures of noobs at Disneyland : ]
random thoughts of the day 1) UCI PD are everywhere Good thing: Nothing can happen in Irvine. Bad thing: Nothing can happen in Irvine. 2) Indians who try to act black. Just…no. 3) Fobs, Chinese ones specifically (today), are REALLY annoying and always overdress. Two girls walk in late and sit next to me. With their LV purses, orange-pube looking hair, weird 5th grade pleated skirts,...
how do these freaky ads on the right-hand side of facebook always seem to be perfectly tailored to me? just yesterday i took a “which disney princess are you” quiz, got ariel, and today an ad tells me “hey ariel fans! who’s your favorite disney princess?”. and im always getting uci ads—“hey, 19 yr old female college student, you want this book?”, and...
Ray: I think I might love her. Darrell: Love!? You forgot the rule! Players don’t feel. That’s like a pimp with a health plan.
i want to be a good person, not what others expect me to be, and not what i expect others expect me to be (..huh?). my life is an image, not a well-maintained one, but i want to start living. i want to stop being embarrased about things i shouldn’t be, and i need to accept that what i truly love and how i really am may not correlate with my life at the moment. as in the words of the great...
TJ: There’s no such thing as a lap. Think about it—it’s there when you sit down, but not when you stand up. It doesn’t go anywhere, meaning it never was!