July 2010
So my grandma asked me what day I finish summer school, and since I don't know how to say the days in Korean, I thought that by saying the day loudly in English she would understand. It went a little sum`n lahkk disss
Grandma: So when do you finish summer school?
Me: WEEDDNNESSDAYY !!!!!!!
Grandma: .............(pause)...............oh..umm....okay.
I need to learn Korean STAT!
Politics Explained
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM:...
10 Life Lessons by Cherie Scott
1.You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
2.You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”
3.There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are as much a part...
“Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.”
– Albus Dumbledore (via quote-book)
Social Relationships
How to Impress a Woman:
Compliment her. Cuddle her. Kiss her. Caress her. Love her. Comfort her. Protect her. Hug her. Hold her. Spend money on her. Wine and dine her. Listen to her. Care for her. Stand by her. Support her. Go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to Impress a Man:
Show up Naked. Bring Beer
Man this class makes romance so….scientific and economic. All it talks about is...
i hate passive-aggressiveness. either say what you want to say, or don’t say anything. dont make little remarks with “not so subtle” hints as to what you really want to say. stupid.
“There are 3 rules.
1. Just be cool.
2. Touch her. Simple creatures, women...”
– Cook, from the BBC show Skins 